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introducing the sanketh afora opportunities fund: where probability meets delusion
dear potential investors, dreamers, and those who have already given up on the sensex,
welcome to the sanketh afora opportunities fund — or as we lovingly call it, “anything for alpha.” because honestly, at this point, we’ll take alpha from anywhere.
our fund operates in highly efficient, strictly scientific environments — such as roulette tables and blackjack pits. you know, the kind of places where math meets magic, and the line between “strategy” and “superstition” is mostly vibes.
our mission
to extract consistent, risk-adjusted returns from chaos itself. while others invest in boring stuff like equities or startups, we invest in the most stable asset class known to humankind: luck.
our secret sauce
- hope engine v2.0 — powered by caffeine, desperation, and just enough pseudocode to sound impressive.
- behavioral arbitrage — because humans panic faster than algorithms, and we’re here to capitalize on that.
- adaptive allocation — we dynamically rebalance capital between “win big” and “pretend it’s variance.”
why invest with us?
- we’ve achieved an incredible 35% return (unaudited), which is finance-speak for “trust me, bro.”
- our drawdown was only 10%, which we interpret as “growth potential in disguise.”
- we have zero correlation with reality, making us the perfect hedge against common sense.
our risk management philosophy
we take risk very seriously. in fact, we built a robust 3-layer protection system:
- denial
- snacks
- slightly louder denial
management team
- sanketh, cio — master of quantitative snack allocation, known for finding patterns in vending machines.
- chatgpt, cro — specializes in identifying “variance spikes” in human emotion. has never lost a coin toss (statistically speaking).
fee structure
- management fee: 2% (we need to eat).
- performance fee: 20% of all imaginary profits.
- emotional damage fee: payable when our alpha goes on vacation.
investor faq
q: what’s the minimum investment?
a: ₹5,000 or one decent dinner you’ll regret anyway.
q: how long is the lock-in?
a: 10 days, or until your hope regenerates.
q: is this even legal?
a: define “legal.”
final thoughts
the sanketh afora opportunities fund isn’t just a fund — it’s a movement. a revolution in optimism. a bold declaration that the universe owes us good luck and we’re coming to collect.
so if you believe in probability, persistence, and the power of perfectly timed delusion — welcome aboard.
because in the end, anything for alpha.
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